Friday, February 24, 2012

An Open Letter

Dear Eight Million Little Birds Camped In The Tree Outside My Window,

It's easy to see that you are all terribly cute little creatures. And I appreciate that your arrival here via coordinated navigation and timing abilities is a true marvel of nature. Further, I understand the ecological and climatological significance of your early migration this year, inasmuch as it represents a data point supporting anthropogenic climate change theory.

Anyway, shut the hell up.

The Night Shift