Dear Eight Million Little Birds Camped In The Tree Outside My Window,
It's easy to see that you are all terribly cute little creatures. And I appreciate that your arrival here via coordinated navigation and timing abilities is a true marvel of nature. Further, I understand the ecological and climatological significance of your early migration this year, inasmuch as it represents a data point supporting anthropogenic climate change theory.
Anyway, shut the hell up.
The Night Shift